Mid Cornwall Stores Sell World's Nicest Lolly

Many stores in Mid Cornwall (ADSA, Tesco, Sainsbury's, Iceland...) are now selling the world's best lolly, the amazingly tasty Del Monte Iced Smoothie. Imagine making love to a beautiful woman all weekend, only to find out she is an android who you can "date" almost any time. And when you don't need her you can keep her in the freezer, no problem. That's the Del Monte Fruit Smoothie.




But not only do these babies taste so great, they are also mainly fruit, nigh on no fat and only 96 calories - for reference an atypical Magnum has close to 4000 calories. It's the lolly version of having your cake and eating it, but the cake makes you live longer, have a better complexion, ward off cancer and prevents liver disease. In terms of sex toys, they may not last long but they have just the right amount of stickiness to Blu-tack the Polaroid to the back of the shed door.
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Only Available In Mid Cornwall