Over the years I have designed a number of computer games...
I designed the vastly underplayed 22Kung (from the blurb:"Use your Monks and all your cunning to capture your opponent's Jade Fountain and become the master in a game that combines the tactical planning of Chess, the simplicity and gameplay of GO and the drama of Kung Fu.") which by now I was hoping to have been bigger than Sudoku and Online Poker combined. I think maybe the graphics could have been a bit better.
And there there was Factland and of course, MP...
But now I have a new multiplayer game that you can try for free. For reasons of public decency it is only playable by pairs of Male Humans where at least one of the pair is consenting to play. The game, that is causing a stir, in at least the streets of my mind, is Eyebrow Tennis.
How to Play:
As you walk down the street and a man approaches you you must raise your eyebrows. This is your serve and the completion of the game. You must now decide who was victorious:
Winning and Loosing
- If the man replies with a Brow Raise, then you are both winners.
- If the man doesn't raise his eyebrows, then you are both losers.
- If, as you approach, he raises his Brows before you, then he has won.
You will find, as you get better, that there is much skill, subtlety and cunning in the game's tactics.
Not only is this a great new game for all the men of the world to play so that there may be unity and a lasting peace, thus stopping, once and for all, masculine aggression's cancerous hurricane upon humanity and the planet; it is also a Paradox of soritian import.